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Horrible Book List
Horrible Order Info
Horrible Endorsements

Blood Curdling Box of 20 Horrible Histories Books, Horrible Books and Magazines
Life of Fred Book List
Life of Fred Endorsements

Life of Fred Math Books, Horrible Books
Art of Problem Solving Book List 
Art of Problem Solving, Prealgebra Textbook, Horrible Books
MOEMS Book List
Math Olympiad MOEMS Contest Problems 1, Horrible Books
Story of the World Book List
Story of the World, Horrible Books
Galore Park Book List
Galore Park Endorsements
Galore Park Books UK Site
Galore Park Books, Horrible Books
Danica McKellar Book List
Danica McKellar, Horrible Books
Murderous Maths, Horrible Books
Murderous Maths Author Kjartan Poskitt's Site
Murderous Maths Official Site
Murderous MathsScholastic Site
Murderous Maths Wikipedia Site
Horrible Geography, Horrible Books
Horrible Geography Author Anita Ganeri's Site
Horrible Geography Scholastic Site
Horrible Geography Wikipedia Site
Horrible Science, Horrible Books
Horrible Science Author Nick Arnold's Site
Horrible Science Illustrator Tony De Saulles' Site
Horrible Science Official Site
Horrible Science Scholastic Site
Horrible Science Wikipedia Site
Horrible Histories, Horrible Books
Horrible Histories Author Terry Deary's Site
Horrible Histories Official Site
Horrible Histories World
Horrible Histories Facebook
Horrible Histories Scholastic Site
Horrible Histories Wikipedia Site
Horribly Famous, Horrible Books
Horribly Famous Wikipedia Site
10 Best Ever, Horrible Books
Totally, Horrible Books
Scholastic UK, Horrible Books

Rey Del Sol, Del Sol Books, Del Sol University
Horrible Ray, Horrible Books, Horrible University


Horrible Books and Horrible Magazines!

To Order or to Ask a Horrible Question, read the Horrible Order Info, and email Horrible Ray
Horrible Books, Art of Problem Solving Math Books, Life of Fred Math Books, and MOEMS Math Books
333 N Main Street, # 2464, Cedar City, UT, 84720

1) Let me know what you want and provide your mailing address,
2) Then I'll confirm everything and mail everything immediately,
3) and then you can mail a check upon receipt and Horrible Satisfaction.

Free Immediate Mailing  Free US Media Mail Shipping with Tracking to any of the 50 US States in about 1 week.

No Sales Tax  There's No Sales Tax for anyone, anywhere, any ever.

Payment Options  I really like checks (no commissions :), and you can mail a check made out to Horrible Books upon receipt and Horrible Satisfaction to : Horrible Books, 333 N Main Street, # 2464, Cedar City, UT, 84720.  For schools, libraries, and organizations that use purchase orders, they're totally fine.  Or you can pay with ChasePay/Zelle to ray@horriblebooks.com, or you can PayPal to ray@horriblebooks.com if you cover the PayPal Fees by clicking on the Send Money Tab, then the "I'm sending money to family or friends" Button, then the Continue Button, and then make sure the "I will pay the Fee" box is checked. As an FYI, if you pay via your PayPal Balance or your Bank Account, you don't pay a fee either. :)  And if there's some other new payment option, propose it to me.  I like to try new things.  And if credit cards are necessary, yes, they will be fine, too.

Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, Del Sol BooksPayPal, Del Sol Books

Horrible Packing  I pack Books far better than anyone I know.  Books are my babies and I want you to receive them in new condition, since you're paying for New Books.  The key is that I never put Book corners next to the corners of the box.  Instead, I wrap Books in a plastic grocery bag to protect them from humidity, rain, and snow, and I make sure there's about an inch of crunched up newspaper protecting all the corners of the box.  Not just the corner corners, but the corners all the way from the bottom to the top of the box.  Then I put a half inch of crunched up newspaper around all 6 sides.  I tape it up well with Scotch Heavy-Duty Tape, and then I shake the box.  If I hear shuffling around, I reopen the box, add more newspaper, tape it up, and shake the box again.  Once it passes the Shake Test, that box of Books is Officially Certified as "Postal-Drop-Kick Proof", and better packed than 99% of the book publishers I've ever dealt with.  It's not rocket surgery! :)  And as an FYI, any Ding'd Books are offered at 20%-Off to anyone who asks, or are sold at a conference at 20%-Off.  So, you can be confident that all books sold here are new edition new books in new condition.

Horrible Recycling  I use used boxes and used newspaper 100% of the time.  Feel free to use them again.  Reduce (Minimalist), Reuse (Resourceful), Recycle (Last Option Before Trash).

Horrible Refunds and Returns  In the Horribly Rare Event that you are not Horribly Satisfied with your Horrible Books, email Horrible Ray and I will do my best to make you a Horrible Fan.

Horrible Books, Art of Problem Solving Math Books, Life of Fred Math Books, and MOEMS Math Books

International Shipping  International Shipping is right out.  It's so expensive that it's not worth the cost or risk.  For Desperate International Horrible Fans, I recommend using the US Mailing Address of a Horrible Friend/Relative living/visiting the US, a PO Box or UPS Store in the US, a US Hotel you'll be visiting, or a US Military Mailing Address.

Horrible Advertising   Horrible Books relies on Horrible Word-of-Mom advertising.  I bow in your general direction!

Horrible Privacy  Horrible Books is committed to protecting your privacy.  When you order, I only need to know 2 things : 1) your mailing address to mail your Horrible Books to you, and 2) your email address to email your Invoice to you.  If you pay via check, I promptly deposit the check and it's never seen again.  If you pay via credit card, I need the credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3-digit code on the back (for AMEX, it's the 4-digit number on the front).  The credit card information is entered directly into Square.com's secure credit card site and is never seen again.  If you reorder with a credit card, I'll need all of the credit card information again, as I don't keep any credit card information anywhere.  I have not, do not, and will not sell, trade, or share any of your payment information.  That said, I do tell my daughter interesting customer names, streets, or cities.

10%-Off Everything for $1000+ Orders  If you can coordinate a $1000+ Order with your friends, you'll receive a 10%-Off Discount off Everything, including the normally not-discounted Life of Fred Math Books and the Art of Problem-Solving Math Books.

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And per a request by The Great Laura and The Great Nadeem, here is an Excel Order Worksheet that you can use to order.

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EastWestDiscovery.com : Books in Mandarin and a ton of other languages, via The Great Icy.
Davidson Young Scholars : Tough to get in, but a great organization for smart kids.
Fidelity VISA Credit Card : 2% Rebate on everything.
Desk Eliptical : Get a cheap used treadmill and set it next to a high table with your laptop/TV.  Go 1 to 3 mph while working/watching.
Give Blood : Quick, free, and it helps people anonymously.  Give blood every 8 weeks, or give a "Double" every 16 weeks.
Coconut Oil : Costco has a tub for $25.  Use daily to improve skin.
Printer Ink : Ink is $5000 per gallon via cartridges or $60 per gallon jug on eBay for your workhorse black ink printer.
Sleep : Go to bed at 8pm, and get up whenever your body wakes you up.
Water : Drink more water.  If you wait until you're thirsty, you've waited too long.
Vitamix : A bit pricey, but an easy way to maximize your fruit/veggie intake.
Do 1 Thing toward a Goal Every Day : No matter how big your goal is, you'll make progress and eventually get there.
Passwords : Combine 3 Dictionary Words with Capital Letters, Periods, a Number, and a Punctuation Mark,
like Eagle.Cricket.Platypus7! and make a different password for each and every site, storing them in a Google Spreadsheet, so when you're out or traveling, you can recall them.

Vienna Rose and KellenListen to Vienna read : Awful Art, Awfully Big Quiz Book, Awesome Archaeology, Awesome ArithmetricksAwesome Egyptians, Bulging Brains, Codes, Cracking Codes, Cruel Crime and Painful Punishment, Dead Dinosaurs, Deadly Diseases, Desperate Deserts, Explosive Experiments, Fatal Forces (2), Fearsome Fight for Flight, Flaming Olympics, Freaky Peaks, Groovy Greeks, Horrible Christmas, Horrible Geography of the World, Horrible Histories Annual 2009, Horrible Histories Magazine Issue #16 Gorgeous Georgians Heroes and Villains, Horrible History of the World, Horrible Science Annual 2009 (2), Intrepid Explorers, Inventors and Their Bright Ideas (2), Isaac Newton and His Apple, Killer Energy, Leonardo Da Vinci and His Super Brain, Measly Medicine, Microscopic Monsters, Monster Lakes, Murderous Maths, More Murderous Maths, Mystical Magic, Nasty Nature (2), Numbers, Odious Oceans, Painful Poison, Perishing Poles, Pirates, Raging Rivers, Rotten Romans, Shocking Electricity, Smashing Saxons, Sounds Dreadful, Space Stars and Slimy Aliens, Stormin Normans, Tower of Terror, Ugly Bugs, USA, Violent Volcanoes and Earthshattering Earthquakes, Wicked Weather (2), Wild Animals, Winston Churchill and His Great Wars, Witches, York
Watch Vienna read : Bulging Brains, Fatal Forces, Microscopic Monsters, Nasty Nature, Sounds Dreadful, Space Stars and Slimy Aliens

Listen to Terry Deary read :
Horrible Histories Audio : Measly Middle Ages : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Horrible Histories Audio : Terrible Tudors : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Horrible Histories Audio : Vicious Vikings : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Horrible Histories Audio : Vile Victorians : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

To Order or to Ask a Horrible Question, read the Horrible Order Info, and email Horrible Ray
Horrible Books, Art of Problem Solving Math Books, Life of Fred Math Books, and MOEMS Math Books
333 N Main Street, # 2464, Cedar City, UT, 84720
Horrible Books, Art of Problem Solving Math Books, Life of Fred Math Books, and MOEMS Math Books